Marmalade ambassador returned by his 'abusers'.

On the 13th September 2007 - we reported sad news. It was that very Thursday night when the first Marmite funded televised raping of Paddington bear was aired to a largely appalled nation.

(Disclaimer: No Unilever employees actually raped a bear, we are referring to the Paddington experiments with Marmite advertising campaign).

On that terrible day marmalade lost it's ambassador, but now it would appear that after some 18 months of abuse - these 'marmite flavoured terrorists' have decided to return our 'soiled hero'.

We have of course campaigned tirelessly for his release, and we are by no means a lone voice.
But it looks like James Quilter of BrandRepublic.com had the pleasure of breaking the happy news on the 4th March.

We are obviously pleased, but but we save our delight for a time when we actually see a marmalade sandwich back in his furry hand - and witness life returning to his 'cold dead eyes'.

Will a marmalade manufacturer now step up, and move into the slipstream of the shrewd marmite marketeers?

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Put that pot of marmite down and get your hairy arse back to Marmaland immediately.