Return of the Marm

The last time I set virtual pen to paper (paper also virtual) it was October 2009 when big Al had touched my heart with his marmalade sausage.

Why so long? (i hear both of you cry).

Well I cant say too much about exactly why I ended up there, but I have to be honest and tell you that I have spent some time at her majesty's pleasure. (think Iceland, eBay and interfering with furry animals and you will be heading in the right direction).

By that I mean locked up in prison (not pleasuring the Queen) and sadly I was there for the lion's share of two years without any access to the Internet.

Anyway I was released slightly early for deciding to finger some rioters, and after my tearful reunion with Museum Curator Mr Jones and my good friend Marusan Mu Chicki Chicki I return to my blog.

Apologies for the brief downtime of http://www.marmaland.com/ but all is back up and running now.

My time inside has given me plenty to think about, I am reformed and I am well and truly BACK!

Marmalord