Marmalade pots and advertising from eBay captured on Pinterest

The Museum Curator has been capturing some of the more interesting marmalade advertising items from eBay and elsewhere on the web and pasting them onto his Marmalade board on Pinterest

Click HERE if you want to see his full board which has 45 pins at time of writing this.

(he also likes midgets

Tiptree tip their diamond marmalade falvoured hats to Queenie for her Jubilee

To mark 60 years of the Queens reign, one of Marmaland's favourite manufacturers Wilkin & Son's have produced a limited volume of Tiptree Jubilee Marmalade.

In preparation of this Summers landmark celebrations 2,012 of the 2lb jars (that's twice the size of a standard pot what you might buy from the supermarket) were made five years ago and laid down  in the coolest, darkest part of the warehouses at Tiptree.

All funds from the sales of this very special marmalade will be ploughed (farming gag) back into local Essex community projects.

The manufacturers have kicked the charitable gathering of funds off by putting six jars up for auction in a specially made wooden sign written casket on the eBay. Starting at just £1 the auction is currently at £185 with a day and five hours to run.

If you fancy a bid go here Tiptree eBay auction


If that is a little too rich for your blood you can have a go at buying one of the other 2,006 jars - but you will need to go to the Tiptree tea and cake rooms which are situated in a converted tractor shed and well worth a visit anyway.

Final chance you can buy on-line from RedMoped Tiptrees delivery service


They have 100 of the jars on offer. Well they did have I just bought three (one for the table, one for the cupboard and one for the Museum).

Tiptree's Jubilee Marmalade - Peter Wilkin, chairman of Wilkin & Sons Ltd with jar in hand along with workers Zuzanna Pawlawski and Carol Gooding who are 'showing us their fruit'

Return of the Marm

The last time I set virtual pen to paper (paper also virtual) it was October 2009 when big Al had touched my heart with his marmalade sausage.

Why so long? (i hear both of you cry).

Well I cant say too much about exactly why I ended up there, but I have to be honest and tell you that I have spent some time at her majesty's pleasure. (think Iceland, eBay and interfering with furry animals and you will be heading in the right direction).

By that I mean locked up in prison (not pleasuring the Queen) and sadly I was there for the lion's share of two years without any access to the Internet.

Anyway I was released slightly early for deciding to finger some rioters, and after my tearful reunion with Museum Curator Mr Jones and my good friend Marusan Mu Chicki Chicki I return to my blog.

Apologies for the brief downtime of http://www.marmaland.com/ but all is back up and running now.

My time inside has given me plenty to think about, I am reformed and I am well and truly BACK!

Marmalord

Big Al touches judges hearts with his marmalade sausage.

Allan Bennett proudly raises the Champion of Champions cup for the second time when he walked away with Meat Trades Journals top sausage accolade this week.

Allan who runs a family butchers in Wolverhampton 'delighted' judges with his marmalade and pork sausage.

"I said to my son Steven the day before, this marmalade sausage will win. I got the idea a number of years ago, while judging another competition. At first I thought, pork and marmalade? That won't work. But then I thought they're both breakfast favourites, so why not?"

If you want to experience what it s like to be 'delighted by Allan's sausage' visit his shop in Codsall and ask him very nicely.

Robertsons gollywog offered in white.

There are plenty of these reproduction Robertson's golly's out there, but this is the first time I have ever seen a white one. In the true spirit of political correctness I hope that Ebayer currently selling these at £50 a pop will be offering females, gingers and handicapped gollys in the near future.

Peter the Beast

Hartley's Marmalade Advert

Made in January when the Seville oranges are available. c1930

'Advertised goods are good goods'

Ryvita & Marmalade (a serving suggestion from 60 years ago)

Advert from Country Life (August 5th 1949).

The Marmaland Marmalade Marmalanding

1 minute, 12 seconds, 6 shelves, 99 pots.

A couple of rather striking 'bag ladies'.

A single photographic Kodak slide found its way into the Marmaland collection.

The image contained is certainly marmalade related - and also a tad on the saucy side.

Two naked, oiled-up young ladies covering their bits with some Golden Shred bags.

It looks like a fairly professional promo shot to me, possibly dates to the late 70's.

Anyone who has any info about this photo (is one of the models your Mum?) please email me.

Buying (and sometimes not buying) marmalade adverts.

Marmalade related print adverts from period publications excite me - far more than they should.

I am not a big one for the car boot sales, but if I do find myself in a field surrounded by trestle tables and bargain hunters I keep an eye out for people selling their old magazine collections.

There are a fair number of people making a few quid out of breaking up old publications and selling the ads on eBay. Tobacco, vintage fashion and transport always do pretty well.

These people are usually very organised and sell lots of ads for about £2 each - I am 'all for it', and known by some of them as either a 'recorder' of marmalade history (or the weird bloke, what collects the marmalade ads).

Usually I only want to part with a couple of pounds for an advert including its delivery, but I have been know to stretch the budget for a particularly rare, striking or early image.

When this National Steam Car Company - coke-fired lorry with a James Keiller livery appeared this week with a £3.90 start it would be fair to say it turned my head.

But it very quickly went past what I was prepared to pay and finished up costing the winning bidder £38.70.

So I did what I often do when that happens - I cursed the b*stard that bought it, stole a fairly low resolution image and just made do with that instead.

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Middle aged american called Bill eating marmalade

What on earth is this loon talking about? "In England they call it marma-lard".

Er, No Bill. No we don't. Honestly we really don't (not a single one of us).

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Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie - 'Pass the marmalade'.

"No-one's ever passed me the eiderdown"!

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Ebay Auction watch - Small Frank Coopers Oxford marmalade pot

Probably just shy of 100 years old these are, if it makes sense - the larger of the small Coopers pots.

(2.7 inches high).

Typically a £30 - £35 pot, this one continued the recent trend for marmalade's in good order selling well on ebay. Sold by a proflific and well regarded ebay seller for over £50.

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Ebay auction watch - Wotherspoons scotch marmalade pot

A nice example of the Wotherspoon 1lb triple print version found a new home via eBay this month.

The unusual three print version (C1860) also promotes other Wotherspoons products of the time - Glenfield starch & Victoria lozenges.


There is a more common single print version, and a rarer double print version.

We are lucky to have one of each in our collection - but none are in as good condition as this one which eventually sold to a single bid for it £150 start price.
(Originally listed unsuccessfully with a £200 buy it now)

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Marmalade - F. Duerr's & Son nearly 130 years & 'still mad for it'.

We have had a bit of a soft spot for manufacturers F. Duerr's & Son's since they promoted their £5000 pot of marmalade back in 2006.

And today news broke that Duerr's were driving new marmalade flavoured initiative. The company has announced the relaunch of MANCHESTER MARMALADE a brand they first introduced in the 1950's.

Initially 5,500 jars will be heading back to the Greater Manchester area, Monday the 27th of April will be the first opportunity to buy the spread in some 30 years - it will be on sale in the regions Tesco stores.

Sales Director (and fifth generation Duerr) Richard, told the Manchester Evening News:

"It's essentially the same formula, with just the right levels of sweetness, orange variety and fruit content, though we are now using fine-cut fruit, which is more popular than the thick-cut of old."

There was no mention of any association with camp comedian Alan Carr, but the above photograph (from M.E.N.) suggests that in another shrewd marketing move, the brothers Duerr may have bagged themselves a celebrity endorsement.

Not only do we think that the relaunch is a welcomed good news story for marmalade (especially in the light of 'Hartley's orange jam perversion') it also has an excellent cause at the heart of it - profits from the jars will go to Forever Manchester a community project supporting local schemes.

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Golly it's a big balloon

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Stinky Marmalade

"The sun is up, the sky is blue, and I've got no balls".

Credit for this genius goes to RueBrutalia.com

Responding to spam part 2: Bank of Africa approach Marusan to act as Dr George Brumley's next of kin.

Marusan approached by email could this be worth $5,600,000????........

From: m_mohammed02@hotmail.com

Subject: TREAT AS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL.‏

Date: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:06:17 +0000

TREAT AS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL.‏

From The Desk Of Mr Mohammed.

Bill And Exchange Manager

Bank Of Africa Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso.

Tel. 00226 **********.

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA.I am writting to seek your coperation over this business deal.In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of $14million USD (Fourtheen Million United States Dollars) only, in an acount that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta, United States of America but naturalised in Burkinafaso, West Africa and contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES) . Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be releasedunless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased asindicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately, all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crashleaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that Inow decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you via your foreign bank account as the next of kin or relation to thedeceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulate that if such money remained unclaimed after 7 years, the money will be transfered into the Bank's treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximumco-operation as a foreign citizen to stand as the next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was aforeigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

40 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner,in respect tothe provision of a foreign account. 5 % will be set aside for expencesincured during the business and 55 % would be for me.There after I will comeover to your country for disbursement accoding the percentages indicated.Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to the deceased,indicating your claims and wherein the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of application which you will fill and forward to the office of the foreign remittance director of the bank of africa. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is strictly confidential and i will use my position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter on phone number: 00226 7805 4754. Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Please , visit the website below for more informations about the Plane Crash and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family, Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY. http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

Yours Faithfully,

Ibrahim Mohammed.

Marusans response to Ibrahim...................

From: marusanmuchickichicki@marmaland.com
To: mribrahimmusamohammed@hotmail.fr
Subject: RE: TREAT AS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL.‏

Date: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:51:26 +0000

From The Desk of Marusan Mu Chicki Chicki

Psychic Marmalade Jar Reader Marmaland

London

England

Dear Friend,

Thank you for reaching out to me in these truly interesting times.

With the Late Dr Brumleys ECOWAS background and your location in Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso, I can see immediately why you would hand select me - Marusan Mu Chicki Chicki for an approach of this kind.

As you will know, several of my colleagues are of Burkinabe origin. It would be fair to say that they have been some of the best workers here in Marmaland. Most joined us in the late 1990's when after political lobbying, Robertson's made mass redundancies from a special wing of their marketing department.

Despite my unusual name I am a British citizen hailing from Bury St Edmonds. And the one thing in life that you can be absolutely sure of, is my maximum co-operation in this matter - your 40% offer is more than generous (to be honest you had me from 'Dear Friend').

Email me the text of application as soon as very possible, I will fill this in with all of my personal details and send it straight to the foreign remittance director for the Bank of Africa.

As soon as I have done this I will call you to finalise the arrangements.

Many thanks for contacting me - you chose wisely

Marusan

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Responding to spam part 1: Marmalord wins Brockley lottery

Marmalord receives some life-changing news by email......

Date: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:09:23 -0400
From: emilyprodinc@cox.net
Subject: ESTEEMED WINNER!

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached with serial numbers FTS/8070337201/06 and drew the lucky numbers 15-22-24-48-50-37(30) which subsequently won you
1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) from the U.K FREE PROMO
The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley,London United Kingdom on the 19th march 2009.
Find below the details of the Claims Agent and contact him with the following details for verifications.

FULLNAME,.FULLADDRESS,.NATIONALITY,. AGE,.OCCUPATION,.MOBILE/TELEPHONE> NUMBER,.DATE OFWINNING AWARD, . SEX,.TOTALAMOUNT WON,.SERIAL/LUCKY NUMBERS.> >

NAME: Mr Thomas Andrew (Claims Agent)
MAIL: thomasandrew121@msn.com

Thanks,
Mrs. Rita Shawn
UK Promo Announcer

Excitement contained and response sent....................

From: marmalord@marmaland.com
To: thomasandrew121@msn.comSubject:
RE: ESTEEMED WINNER!Date:
Mon, 23 Mar 2009

Dear Mr Thomas Andrew

Your colleague, the UK Promo announcer Rita Shawn delivered some amazing news over the weekend.
As the Marmlord - Ruler of Marmaland, ultimately I feel responsible for the well being of all of our 'residents'.

The very small, little known London Borough of Marmaland and 'my people' are by no means credit crunch proof.
In recent months my good friend and museum Curator Mr Jones has had to reign back his purchasing of marmalade related advertising wares - finding that he was increasingly out bid by Japanese ebayers armed with the mighty Yen and an appetite for Kitchenalia.

My other colleague Marusan Mu Chicki Chicki has been saving for some vital confidence boosting cosmetic surgery since 2003.

I am just trying to paint a picture of how much a positive impact that my winning of your Brockley based, email address driven internet lottery draw will have on lives of me, my friends and my family.

I never dreamt that I would actually own a Porsche Cayenne Turbo with orange wheels, but this very weekend I rushed out and placed a cash deposit on said dream car.

Extravagant purchase I know, but having been self indulgent with the Porsche. I now intend to really do some good with the remaining £900k.

All this has been made possible by you the good people UK FREE PROMO. Thank you all so very much!!

Below you will find the details requested by the lovely Rita - just let me know if you need anything else like my bank details to make payment etc.

Regards
Marmalord
marmalord@marmaland.com

FULLNAME = The Marmalord
FULLADDRESS = Penthouse suite, Keiller Towers, 32 Chivers Streets, Hartleysville, Marmaland Mk21 8pd
NATIONALITY = Dual citizenship of Marmaland and England

AGE = the equivilent of 33 earth years
OCCUPATION = Time travelling superhero & Ruler of Marmaland
MOBILE/TELEPHONE NUMBER **************

DATE OFWINNING AWARD = 19th March 2009 (a Thursday in Brockley)
SEX = Male
TOTALAMOUNT WON = £1,000,000
SERIAL/LUCKY NUMBERS = FTS/8070337201/06 - 15-22-24-48-50-37(30)

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